SD # 1 SIGHTING (UNCONFIRMED EMAIL REPORT)

Just got an email from an informant who claims to have spotted SD #1 riding a modified version of one of our routes. (It has been a week since we last saw SD - frenching the Cervelo dog - so, out of concern, we put an APB out to the local clubs in hope of locating this elusive dorkwad.) This is an unconfirmed sighting, but the informant managed to pick up a piece of evidence that suggests it was indeed SD. Here is the email and evidence:

From: fellow non-believer
Date: April 10, 2008 9:05:54 PM GMT-04:00
To: SD_sightings at stealthdork.com
Subject: SAW SD DOING A *MODIFIED* STREETSVILLE LOOP

Non-Believer,

i am sure i saw SD late this afternoon riding the Streetsville loop... i was powering through sprint zone #2 and marked a rabbit further up the road. i thought i was closing the gap but just couldn't bridge the guy. before the right hand turn heading south back into T.O. i came within 300m and noted what appeared to be a cadence of 130+ rpm... this high cadence reminded be of the description you provided in the APB so I got out of the saddle and gave chase... we were heading south towards the city when i got within 100m of him so i shouted "hey, stealth dork, hold up!" he looked back and saw me coming at him him in an all out sprint so he makes a sudden left hand turn up a hill and starts dancing up the hill just like your APB described. this convinced me it was SD so I gave chase up the hill but the gap started to grow... as i crested the hill i found a crude looking map sketched on a yellow sticky note (attached to this email) but no sight of SD. he dropped me in the hills! as i studied the map it became clear that this hill detour wasn't unplanned... SD rigged the Streetsville Loop to favour his compact crank. it WAS him. sorry i couldn't catch him.

sincerely,

fellow non-believer

Here is the map fellow non-believer picked up off the ground:



Yup, that the Streetsville Loop, except for the "Stealth Dork Sprint" up the hill. What is he up to with this solo training program? Clearly he's up to no good.

SD, if you're reading this, come back. We're sorry. We won't call you a Stealth Dork... on Wednesdays. Every other day, well, like the wristbands that O'Grady had made for his CSC teammates in the '07 TdF says: "Harden The Fuck Up."