Foiled by Stealth Dorks?

So, as mentioned in my previous post last week, I'm back.

I'm back and ready take on SD#1 and SD#2, and any other SD I encounter on the road.

Am I ready for such an epic spin battle? I will be.

How am I preparing for this clash of the cranks?  I've enrolled in a spin class bootcamp.

This is week 3. Something funny (not hilarious funny, instead the peculiar kind of funny) happened today though - both instructors (not Dorks of the Stealth kind) called in sick. Both instructors are sick - hmm, coincidence? I think not. I have a theory. It's bold and a bit unfathomable.

I suspect they've been poisoned by one of the SDs. I can't confirm this, but I am 50% sure that SD#2 is in the same bootcamp. The other 50% of certainty is clouded in doubt that the svelte figure that I suspect is SD#2 couldn't have possibly become that, ummmm, svelte in 9 months. That and the absence of a proper road bike with the offending crank in class or chained to the bike lock on the street.

So, until winter gives way to spring, I won't know for sure if:

i) I've enrolled in a spin class with a SD that ran me out of town
ii) said SD poisoned the spin instructors thereby canceling class; preventing me from working on improving my cadence threshold
iii) said SD ain't a fatty no more.

This theory will remain unproven for 2 months. I'll update you on this on March 21st, the first day of spring.

-Non-Believer