Friday, January 16, 2009

I'm back and, sadly, the stealth dorks still live amongst us.

It's been a while. I skipped town 9 months ago. I wasn't running from random drug tests - instead I was running from stealth dorks. I got too dizzy riding behind this multiplying bred of cycledork, watching their legs and feet spin at 130+ rpm. As hard as I tried to get in front of them to keep from being hypnotized, I just couldn't ramp up the cadence to out spin them; so I sought asylum in Antarctica. It's quiet there, except for the squawking pengiuns in mating season. In hindsight, that in-flight movie about penguins was a warning. I should have paid $3 for the headphones to listen to that film. But I digress...

So, here I am, back in SD land, surrounded by these dorks. Am I okay with this? I don't know yet. I'll keep you posted.

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