The team visited Cervelo today. Stealth Dork came along too. I think he was under the impression that we were visiting the Upper Canada Brewing Company - a brewery that left the neighbourhood many years ago. SD was looking rough after last night. He still had hot sauce stains on his chin and lips and he stunk of beer.
As our host guided us through the hallowed halls of Cervelo, SD kept scanning the office, looking for someone to lock eyes with him. Pay attention SD and keep up with the group! (Sorta hard for a compact dork to keep up on the flats!) A few minutes later, we hear him badgering someone with this:
"are you the person around here in charge of sourcing cranks for these fancy bikes?"
We tried to muzzle SD, but it was too late... more on this later - gotta run along to the SD sponsored hammerfest, where he's gonna school us on the 14.3 meter hill.
